…i have this weird love for gay military romance novels and i usually end up picturing sterek when i’m reading them because of reasons.
I quit photoshop
AU - Teenlock/Unilock
I got your back
“John, they’re bigger than you”
Ever wondered what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock’s personalities were switched? Like John was the one who was a twat and Sherlock was the really nice and polite one?
Oh, that’s easy:
Don’t get me wrong - I adore Martin Freeman - but this is SO TRUE. Ben is the unfailingly polite one, and Martin’s the honey badger - he doesn’t give a shit what you think of him, and he’ll tell you exactly what he thinks of you.
John Watson | Dat bod
Commission for barefootwits!
This is the two images, just posted at once since they look so nice together! <3
(Derek has Craigslist misadventures, Stiles is Beacon Hills’s most beloved baby drag queen, and Scott is a very good friend.)
that time derek was talking to some dude in front of jungle
Stiles is still wearing eyeliner and lipstick that’s smudged half off his mouth. “What did you think?” he says. “Did I do okay?”
“You were great, dude,” Scott says. He holds open the passenger door of the Jeep, because his mom raised him right and everything. “The lip-syncing was really convincing.”
Tuesday is Ladies Night at Jungle, and Scott has a fake ID and no girlfriend. He started coming just to keep an eye on Stiles, be supportive. As it turns out, Stiles is wildly popular as Miss Manners, his drag queen friends could probably take Scott in a fight, and Ladies Night is kind of awesome. There’s drag and bingo and people playing bingo in drag. One time Scott won a lawn flamingo.
“Hey, is that Derek?” Stiles teeters on one 5” stiletto heel.
Scott squints. Whoa, that’s totally Derek. He’s standing outside Jungle, talking to some dude about credenzas. That doesn’t sound like something dirty.
“That guy is so hot,” Stiles says, pretty wistfully for someone who just made out with two dudes while playing bingo in a Jessica Rabbit dress. “Of course, Derek gets all the—”
“What’s a credenza?” Scott says.
….Am I the only one who thinks that Stiles’s Jeep would be both older than Derek’s Camaro, and also female?
Its also part of my head cannon that the Jeep belonged to Stiles’s mother first, so maybe that has something to do with it but still?
(Also part of my head cannon that the camaro belonged to Laura?)
Yes, cars are girls.
i know you all have your kinks and all, but WHY? i repeat W H Y do you want Stiles or Derek to be a girl? like, is you ok? THIS IS BOXBOY LAND, WE DON’T LIKE VAJAYJAY!!
and about Jeemaro, they’re both G U Y S! like just no, please don’t ruin this!
thank you for reading(read: ranting)
Cars are always girls, it’s a very rare car that isn’t a girl. Just saying. So Jeemaro is definately hot lesbian action.
Hahahaa, I don’t even know how I got here.
Oh yeah, I googled Jeemaro because I got curious about what the heck is that.
I never learn.